Yet another biker movie. It’s most likely going to be better than Side Hackers. Starts out with a burning motorcycle and some guy named Rod complaining about it burning. More people come on and try to cheer him up, but they fail. He rallies some people and he tries to sell his trailer. He sells it for $450 dollars and I really feel like the movie was looping footage at times. He goes to a club called “Swinger’s Paradise” then we see Rod enter and some bikers enter before him. Then we see some people dancing and Rod looking really, really bored. We cut back to our bikers and a girlfriend. This won’t end well… Some girl hits on Rod so they go to dance. Still a better partying movie that Catalina Caper. It has a lot less energy than CC though. Also we see Rod dances like a an amputee having a seizure. The girl whispers to one of the musicians. Then the bikers recognize Rod as a stock car driver so they bother him. Also I just realized that one of them has a swastika on his jacket. We learn the bikers are named Jeeter (the leader), Banjo (the other guy), and Fats (the swastika jacket guy). The girl is named Linda and she starts dancing with some guy. Rod is offered to stay at their home. Linda and Rod leave to the place. Also we learn the gang is called Satan’s Angels. The bikers then beat the dude’s who danced with Linda and no one stops them. In the house is a giant swastika flag. Wha? Why? Okay so not only are they murders and robbers they’re also Nazis. Like we needed more reason to dislike them. They show up at the shack and drink. They gloat about beating the college kid to a pulp and Rod wants to know what’s up. Jeeter informs Rod that he wants Rod to chauffer them around as they commit crimes and act as a getaway driver. Will he never bring up the fact they’re Nazis?! He promptly declines and leaves. Jeeter though is accepting of this and tells him to think on it. Banjo though is crazy and threatens to gut him. Everyone flips out at Jeeter, but he says Rod will definitely come back when he gets hungry. As he leaves the police surround Rod. The cop, Lieutenant Dorn talks with Rod for a bit and they conclude that Satan’s Angels only rob or kill people for kicks. Dorn recruits Rod to infiltrate the gang and work as an informant. Cut to unflattering close ups of the bikers sleeping, but we get to see Fats read the newspaper and drive his motorcycle. In the paper it says that Rod is racing. Cut to some racing footage and we get to see a wheel roll around in the background. Rod goes undercover and loses the race so it looks like he needs the money. He joins their group and they leave town. They make a pit stop to rob a gun shop for weapons in their next robbery. So they stop at a place with medieval weapons, flintlock riffles, and nothing of modern generation until much further into the store. She fools the stupid owner by asking for the bullets before she actually buys the gun and I guess she kills him. There’s no gun sound so I think she just jabbed him. The rest of the bikers come in and start playing with the guns like little kids. So this is how it’s 50 minutes longer. Padding! Back at the hideout Rod is minding his own business playing the guitar then Banjo flips out at him. They go to discuss the plan, but Jeeter tells Rod to wait outside. He does and Banjo flips out some more. Linda goes out to distract Rod and the time of day shifts between shots. Then Rod sings a bit. Boring. Linda and Rod chat for a while and he learns she does the terrible things because she wants to get her kicks off. Then they make out. Padding! Banjo shoes up and flips out again. Why? She makes out with everyone else in the gang so why does he specifically have a problem with Rod? Banjo promptly has his ass kicked by Rod and he goes to sleep in the afternoon. They go to bed and sneak out of their hideout as the police watch. They go to a bank to rob it. Banjo is suspicious of Rod because of two people driving near them. To avoid the cops they drive alongside the railroad and they proceed to rob the bank. This might sound dull, but that’s cause it is. The cops show up and they hold Rod at gunpoint when the cops start chasing them. A chase scene ensues and they hide out at lighthouse. Fats and Banjo are killed and for some reason Linda has a change of heart and kills Jeeter. Linda is arrested and the film ends with Rod and Dorn walk off into the sunset.
The opening skit is Joel having Gypsy shut down the higher functions so she can say what’s wrong. One of the higher functions is oxygen. After talking during the commercial and when she turns the air back on he’s still a little loopy. The Mad’s invention exchange is a motorcycle version of the Hobby Horses. Joel’s is a 3D pizza based on 3D chess. The Mad’s was pretty funny. Next skit is talking about how intelligent Jeeter was so they joke about how smart people were tough bikers. Pretty funny. My favorite is Oscar’s Wild Ones. Next skit is Wild Rebels Cereal. Kind of funny. Fourth skit is Crow and Tom talk about how great Gypsy and Joel sings a song similar to the one in the movie to Gypsy. The skits are VERY Gypsy centered for some reason. Then Crow and Tom beat up Joel. The last skit was Joel cheering up the bots and they party. This is a very, very boring episode. It should only be like an hour long, but it feels padded out like hell. It has the occasional funny moment, but they are few and far between. The characters are all unlikable or annoying and you just don’t care when any of them died. The movie itself isn’t AS bad as Side Hackers, but it’s still one of those episodes I would never watch again.
Episode Rating – 2/10
Movie Rating – 2/10
Favorite Riff – “Oh didn’t I tell you I was bidding in Pesos? Here’s your dollar!”
Possible Stinger – Linda saying ‘No!’ lazily and Banjo “kicking” Rod in the face.
Episode – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8xguNziN4o
Trailer – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVxHUiA9dWc