The movie is about a bunch of astronauts who are bringing a race of aliens called Centurions with them to Earth. There’s a lot of bigotry towards the Centurions for unexplained reasons. The ship crashes, everyone gets separated and Linda one of the Centurions is rescued by a half human, half Centurion man named Tang. An away team leaves to find them and they have to endure such grueling challenges like dry ice and a spider puppet! Tang and Linda fall in love and she can’t decide if she wants to leave or stay with Tang. However some savages attack her and Tang is beaten up. The away team shows up and kills ALL of the savages. Well that wrapped up quickly. Then one of the dumbasses shoots Tang. Linda is brought back to the ship and then a volcano erupts! She runs out to be with Tang as the volcano erupts and the ship starts to take off without some of the people. The Admiral wants to go back for her because apparently he’s her father figure, but our male lead punches him and drags him back to the ship. Just as they lift off I guess the volcano just stops erupting. Thankfully though, Tang and Linda find each other again and embrace! Good I actually wanted them to stay together. They could go back, but the Admiral says not to despite the fact that he was about to die going back for her! Like most of Season 1 this episode sucks. The jokes aren’t all that funny, the inventions are dull, the sketches are lack luster at best, and the movie isn’t all that bad! The problem with this episode is that I have next to no problems with it as a movie. Sure the effects suck ass, some of the comic relief is annoying, the story went at a snails pace, and the acting is stilted at times. However the story is all right when it moved, there’s some decent tension at the end, and I did like Tang and Linda. The sketches revolved around the crew disabling a satellite and I’ll be honest I just skipped over them to watch the movie. This is one of the episodes where I just have to say, watch the movie itself and you’ll get a lot more enjoyment. One last thing. There is only one woman on the semi-prehistoric planet. It should be called, Centurions of the Mysterious Planet or something like that.

Episode Rating – 0/10

Movie Rating – 6/10

Favorite Riff – None

Possible Stinger – Men shooting a fake spider.

Episode – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtcSALSlxk

Trailer – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuEefWBdMoQ